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Monday, February 29, 2016

The X-Files Reboot: I Want to Believe But What Are We Believing? (SPOILERS!)

A.K.A.- Our Kid Is Out There

     To be honest, I wasn’t sure what to think of the new miniseries style season (number 10) of The X-Files. It took me watching this to realize how much Fox put into BONES, which picked up where X-Files left off in a way, but with a fuller story arc. They took it one step further- they fell in love, admitted it, had kids, got married, tried to leave the FBI behind, and came crawling back to solve crime (Booth and Bones, not Mulder and Scully).

      In its essence, I liked the new season, which ended last Monday. Still it lacked a district style of storytelling, almost like they had a group of writers throw some ideas at the wall, and then they used all of the ideas, and went home and realized they had to tie the initial story back together. Let it be known, I like the monster of the week concept of storytelling with a longer issue/villain at work (See Buffy, Charmed etc..), but it’s tough to do in a month+ of episodes. The overall (and barely legitimate) story tying things together is that first Scully and then Mulder realize they might have made a big mistake in giving up their son, William. Little William could have had a normal life with them (as normal as a kid of alien hunting FBI agents can do), but they were worried for his safety and they gave him up. He is a teenager now and they desperately need him to fill the hole in their hearts and (SPOILER ALERT!!) to save Mulder from dying of a weird apocalyptic disease.  Also, from the last scene setup, it is clear something else (another season or a third X-Files movie) is in the works with their son making his first real appearance since birth.

     Season 1’s opening episode My Struggle: Part 1 was truly Fox Mulder's (David Duchovny) story. The last 14 years have not been kind to him. It looks like he has struggled with drinking and got thrown out of any respect in the FBI, and he still lurks in a basement office.  He and ex-partner (in more ways than one) Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) have not seen each other in a while, and they have not lived happily ever after as a couple like one might hope. Scully is doing what she does best, running a hospital lab. Joel McHale’s TV pundit Tad O'Malley brings a case to them: a possible government conspiracy and a woman who claims she was abducted by aliens.

     In today’s society, government cover-ups seem less like the idea of a sci-fi story and more like an everyday practice. What could it be this time?  This one's a doozy. People may have been abducted by UFOs (real alien technology borrowed by the government) and unwillingly become part of secret experiment s that gives them alien DNA. Now that we’re all caught up, Mulder and Scully get back to working for Agent Skinner and trying to make sense of this seemingly bogus threat. As Tad points out; the world has changed. All of our seemingly private conversations are listened to, everything is hacked, and biological warfare threatens the very existence of civilization.

EP 2: Founder’s Mutation
     A series of events lands the duo in trouble with the department of defense for investigating a creepy clinic where pregnant teen girls seek haven. It turns out their babies are being stolen from girls' wombs and experimented on by a doctor (Goldman, a.k.a "The Founder") who did the very same experiments on his own kids' genetics, keeping his daughter locked up for years in a facility and his wife convinced she's crazy.  This girl has Alex Mack style powers. She's just about the same age as William. Goldman's son ends up locating his daughter and they use their super powers to kill their dad and escape. Ah, the joys of parenting...

EP3: Mulder and Scully Meet The Were-Monster
     A dead boy is found in the woods. Maybe he was killed by a bear, a wolf, a vampire... or a were-monster?  Yes, there's a difference. This is one of the odder episodes and it veered way off course from even the alien mythology. Mulder and Scully meet the monster and Mulder gets his whole story: "Guy" was bitten by a human, changing his lizard-like appearance human for certain hours until he turns back into a flesh-eating monster. The only legitimate thing about this episode was Mulder getting some renewed faith in his wacky theories. This is barely a plot point. This episode was really frivolous. 

EP4: Home Again
     Scully's mom is ill and she rushes to be by her side. Mulder handles most of the investigating for the case, a murder of a city official bent on getting the homeless out of a particular area of town. "Trahman", a street artist made a creation of garbage and it came to life, murdering the city official and others. This is heavy on metaphor here- what you build may come back and destroy everything. Scully's mom was heavy on straight talk. She calls of for Scully's long-lost brother William, and tells Mulder, "I have a son named William. You do too." before her final breath. 

EP 5: Babylon
Mulder in "Babylon"- from Fox
     Mulder and Scully meet a pair of partners at the FBI (Still not Booth and Bones, although I see huge crossover potential) while trying to connect to an unconscious surviving bomber to find the rest of his crew.  Agent Miller is just like Mulder, diving into conspiracy theories, and Agent Einstein is a female doctor working with the FBI to bring logic and reasoning to the team. It's basically a blast from the past here. Scully and Miller team up, with Arabic expert Miller communicating and Scully checking the bomber for brain wave functioning.

     Mulder reluctantly gets Dr. Einstein to go with his plan, where she administers him a psychotropic drug and he dream walks into the bomber's subconscious. The reality of the situation is that Mulder thinks he takes 'shrooms and ends up having a fake trip (or was it somehow real?) in Texas, dancing in a honky tonk to the best of Billy Ray Cyrus. This scene was very amusing and I loved it, but it really did eat away at some valuable minutes of the show. Mulder gets in big trouble with Agent Skinner, but his trippy dream led him to the answer : a hotel name in Arabic and some much needed to closure to the bomber's mom that he was coerced into joining the group. Mulder may have seen God in his dreams, depending on how you interpret the white clouds and trippy sense of peace he found. Maybe he became more of Scully's believer, one of faith versus one of aliens and conspiracies.

EP6: My Struggle (Part 2) 
     Episode 6 is Scully's struggle. Gillian Anderson carries most of the episode, with Mulder kidnapped by the "Smoking Man" (who is his birth father, and still alive after all these years?!). Mulder is pretty beaten and bruised and according to his phone, somewhere in South Carolina. Agent Miller goes off to rescue him while Agent Einstein helps Scully try to make sense of the rapid illnesses taking control of the population. Deadly outbreaks of disease start spreading and Tad O'Malley finally has the courage to go on TV and announce all of his crazy theories about aliens and government cover-ups because everyone is probably dying. Everyone except Scully. Why? She was given alien D.N.A. when she was abducted years ago (in Season 6). Agent Reyes started helping the Cigarette Smoking Man  (his proper name) almost 14 years ago with this terrible plan to wipe all the crappy people off the earth, leaving only people with alien D.N.A. alive. Why? No reason, he's just evil.... How did people get alien D.N.A? Abductions like Scully. How did they get sick, vaccinations (score one for Jennie McCarthy here).
   
     CSM asks Mulder is he wants some alien D.N.A. to survive, and he says no. Mulder is rescued by Agent Miller and they drive back to D.C. Scully chases them through the beltway, which is stopped dead with traffic because so many people are ill. Scully has a plan, we'll find William, their long-lost son, who will have her same resistant alien D.N.A., and give some to his dad, Mulder. Then a space ship appears overhead and shines its lights on them. END SCENE....

THE END
     This is how they're leaving it... for now. All of these silly monsters and telekinetic kids and dancing to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, and then a possible alien invasion and cute kids playing Mulder and Skully junior.  Now the pair want to go find their son, and Mulder is half-dead. Way to go Scully..... This brings an end to my rant. I can't believe where this trajectory landed. I'm also happy to report the advent of cell phones makes things so much easier in these police/emergency drama/ evil creature shows now. #TruthIsOutThere




Saturday, February 27, 2016

Fashion or Foe? Leggings and Boots Problems

Image from GURL.com
     Some people have their own sense of fashion, and some immediately go with the crowd. I am not one of those people.  I recently gave in and got some classy leggings to wear under a long sweater dress to make it through the winter months. Keep this is mind I'm only about 5 feet, so finding leggings that were not ridiculously long was quite a challenge. Needless to say, I landed them at GAP. My biggest complaint is that they have no pockets. I have resorted to sticking my phone in my boot leg when wearing leggings. GURL.com shows in this image how to wear leggings:
- scarf
- long cardigan
- denim shirt
- leggings
- boot socks
- boots

Refinery29 Leggings Guide

     I'm gathering from this that to balance out my barely covered legs, I have to add a bunch of accessories and sweaters. Why? Are my legs are too exposed? I just discovered Refinery 29's  Girl's Guide to Wearing Leggings confirms this idea.  I am puzzled why a sweater hat is needed with leggings. Also, I have to mix all of my materials and wear denim, wool, cotton, and leather in one outfit? That seems like a lot. Why do all of the tops have to be so big and boxy? I really like the idea of looking slimmer and not heavy and boxy when I'm wearing leggings. I would try to make sure my sweater top is fitted. Maybe these trends look good on a supermodel who has nothing to show or hide... we may never know.

     I also am taking a moment to lament the problems that some with looking for a mid-calf length boot to tuck my skinny jeans and leggings into. I have looked online and in stores for a pair of boots to replace an older pair of slightly slouchy, suede boots that come below my kneecap and if possible, pull right on. They also must be little to no heel, 1" or less. I swear boots like this just don't exist anymore. I came close to a beautiful pair at ALDO (with zips), but I couldn't bend my knees in them. #FashionProblems

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

You Remind Me of the (Literary) Babe

     PureWow put out a fascinating and adorable article about baby names based off of literary characters. I seriously hope people are thinking hard before they christen their baby Hermione (Harry Potter) but I did see some cute ideas based on some charming kids' books and movies of my childhood.

  • Ramona (Ramona Quimby, Age 8; Beezus and Ramona) By Beverly Cleary                     (The movie is Ramona and Beezus).  Please do not name you child Beezus!
  • Harriet (Harriet the Spy) By Louise Fitzhugh
  • Winnie (As in The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh) By A.A. Milne                                Jimmy Fallon's daughter is named Winnie, from Pooh  or The Wonder Years
  • Finn (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn) By Mark Twain                                             (and the underrated  90's movie Tom and Huck with Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

I would also add to my list: 
  • Logan (Bruno, Aussie boy baby sitter from The Babysitters Club) By Ann M. Martin
  • Sheila (Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great) By Judy Blume                                             Also in: Superfudge, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, Fudge-A-Mania
  • James (James and the Giant Peach) By Roald Dahl 
  • Jessica/ Elizabeth (Sweet Valley Twins, Sweet Valley HighBy Francine Pascal                    Also in : Sweet Valley University, SVH: Senior Year, and a future movie

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Cheesy Wedding Songs

     Every once in a while, I go into a cleaning binge. I was fortunate enough on this pass to find a CD of wedding reception songs. I recently posted about my picks for wedding reception songs after dutifully attending many weddings last summer. Since it was recently valentine's day, I found a free CD that came with some romantic comedies (The Wedding Planner and  My Best Friend's Wedding) and thought I would share this playlist.  Please enjoy:

1. I Like it Like That (Conga Line?)
2. Brown Eyed Girl
3. Hot Hot Hot (Serious Conga Line???)
4. When I See You Smile
5. Mambo #5 (When has this last been played in public?)
6. Gonna Make You Sweat
7. Here Comes the Hotstepper (really??)
8. Keep on Loving You (Slow dance?)





Grinder (noun)

"What does it mean, 'to grind' asks Dean Sanderson's (Rob Lowe) new therapist, played by guest star Maya Ruldoph.

Dean responds, "Doing whatever it takes to find justice, no matter how hard the grind... and the grind is the everyday struggle."

     FOX took a chance this season with a sitcom called The Grinder (not the Grindr) about adult brothers who start (reluctantly) working together in a law practice. Have we seen this type of plot before? Of course…. (Hyperion Bay with Mark Paul Gosselaar >comes to mind). The difference in this show is all in the casting. The brothers are two of my beloved 80’s and 90’s actors. I could not be more excited for Fred Savage’s (Stewart)  return to acting and the return of Lowe to comedy. This is Savage's first foray away from the director's chair since the sitcom, Working (1997-1999).
     
     Let it be known that while I favored his real life brother Ben Savage (Cory from Boy/Girl Meets World for many years, I am back on Team Fred when it comes to choosing which Savage I love. Savage's Stewart runs Sanderson and Yao, a law firm in Boise, Idaho, a firm started by his dad, Dean Sanderson, Sr. (William Devane). Dean Sr. is ticked to have his son home after Dean Jr.'s many successful seasons as TV lawyer, Mitch Grinder.

    Mitch Grinder is his own unique character.  Rob Lowe does what he does best here: he plays an actor playing a lawyer,  and both characters are a bit self-indulgent. It’s basically the best of teen Rob Lowe’s boyish charm (St. Elmo’s Fire, The Outsiders) and adult Rob Lowe’s commitment to #truthandjustice mixed together (The West Wing,The Lyon's DenBrothers and Sisters). The scenes from the show with a show are pretty dramatic with emotional outbursts, clawing out of a coffin in the ground, romantic trysts on the confrence table, and the last-minute proclamation that "grinds" (pun intended) the case to a swift halt.  In every episode of the show, the Sanderson men, along with Stewart's wife Debbie (Mary Elizabeth Ellis, the waitress from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and teen kids, watch episodes of "The Grinder" and Dean shares his motivation for the episode, with ridiculous things like getting a teenage son in one episode to show his character's emotional depth.


In the episode first mentioned above, Dean's therapist suggests that in order for Dean to move forward in life (or at least move out of his brother's house), he has to let "The Grinder" die. This should be simple because in the new reboot of the show, Grinder: New Orleans, Dean guest stars to give his new TV brother Rake (played by Timothy Olyphant) some advice, and decides his character must die to complete his character arc. This plan took some convincing and entailed a very confusing courtroom scene where Stu showed up as their third long-lost brother and also offered to die on the show, via poison. As for Olyphant, he has done some great work playing a Hollywood version of himself, making Dean look  a little more human and sparking a romantic triangle (at least in Dean's eyes) with Sanderson and Yao's associate, Claire. Other guest stars have included Christina Applegate as a closeted fan pretending she had never seen Dean's show, Jim Rash as a potential client, Jason Alexander as "The Grinder" director.

“We watch The Grinder, we talk about it while we’re watching it, and after we’re watching it, and it feels to me like we should operate more in reality.”  - Stu

“Were you at the bar this whole time, just waiting to interject at the perfect moment?”
      -     Client (Jim Rash) to Dean

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Fallon Goes to Hollywood

This week, Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show broadcasted from Los Angeles. Some may forget, Jay Leno hosted the same Tonight Show from L.A. for years, and Johnny Carson before him did the same in his later seasons. Conan even tried it for a brief time (Too soon, I don't think I'm over the way NBC gave Conan the shove yet). How is an L.A. show different from an NYC show? for one thing, all of the celebrities are at your beck and call and live right nearby. Here's the banner week of guests and performances. I felt like I needed a vacation just from keeping up with the episodes (and maybe from laughing a bit too much) For more info, visit the Tonight Show website.

Monday
Will Ferrell (Zoolander)
Christina Aguilera (The Voice)  (*Did the "Tight pants" sketch with Jimmy and Will)
Music from 2 Chainz and L'il Wayne present Collagrove

Tuesday
Skit with the cast of Full/Fuller House (with Jimmy as Donald Trump)
Zach Galifinakis (Baskets)
Ronda Rowsey (MMA Fighter)
Music from Pitbull (with Robin Thicke, Joe Perry and others)

Wednesday
Jennifer Lopez (Shades of Blue and she has a new Las Vegas residency)
Jay Leno (Comedian and former host of this show)
Snoop Dogg got stuck in traffic-izzle
Music from Zayn (who doesnt use a last name anymore, formerly of One Direction)

Thursday
Vince Vaughn (talking about his producing projects)
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol is on for a few more months)
Music from Dead and Company (The Grateful Dead + John Mayer)

Friday
Demi Lovato (touring with a JoBro)
Bryan Cranston (Oscar nominee)
Music from The Weekend and Lauryn Hill (new Fugees??)

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Ally Mcbeal's Most Amusing Episode

     In season 1 of Ally McBeal, Ally  (Calista Flockhart) was a bit of a fuddy-duddy, but a fairly harmless woman. Some of my favorite Ally moments were more embarrassing than shocking.


  • She dated a Rabbi
  • She is asked to eulogize a professor she had an affair with
  • She assaulted a woman in the supermarket of a can of Pringles
  • She got caught stealing spermicidal jelly from a grocery store (just in case)
  • She gives mouth to moth to a client and he tries to call off his wedding
  • She was let go from her job for objecting to a senior partner grabbing her butt
  • She and her roommate Renee (Lisa Nicole Carson) have a dirty joke contest
  • She was brought in on multiple cases to sway the judge with her view of true love, and ...
  • She was secretly in love with Billy (her married boyfriend from college)


     Later on in season 1's The Blame Game,  Ally really lets loose.  In the previous episode, Ally has a one-night stand with a male model, played by OLTL and Port Charles soap star, Micheal Easton. Ally runs into him again and finds he hasn't left town, which means there is a good reason to use that jelly. Then the model outright ignores her and tells Ally she's too old, and the entire bar sings sports arena favorite Na Na Na Hey Hey directly to her. Even the dancing baby  (see video below) can't cheer up Ally enough. So, she and Renee embark on a revnge plot for the model called "The Penguin." This isn't your traditional Barney Stinson's Bro Code play, although it does sound like one.


     The penguin involves Renee going out with the model and luring him to an outdoor location (in this case a pond). Renee begins kissing him and gets him to take off his pants, then she makes him chase her out to the street, where he is caught waddling with his bare freezing legs (and other parts). Ally and Georgia (Billy's wife) drive by and laugh and cheer, humiliating him. God thing this was before camera phones. Cheers Ally, you win this one.




Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Feminist Thoughts About the Grammys

First of all, who suggested Pitbull close out the show with Taxi? Is this the American Music Awards or the club or something less honorable than music's biggest night? Second, do you think he uses the same group of dancers for every award show and dresses them as sexy cowboys, sexy taxis etc...? And what is Sofia Vergara doing there dancing in a taxi costume? In conclusion, this sound sounds like it heavily samples from Shaggy's Murder She Wrote and looks like the inspiration for my next big hit, Magic Mike 3: Taxi Time (trademark on the title pending, but I'm seeing big things from a marketing angle).

Has anyone thought about including a female host at the Grammys? And no, I'm not talking about Chrissy Teigen's "hosting" duties with LL on Lip Sync Battle (pouring drinks and passing out the winning belt).  I find LL Cool J to be like an episode of many of CBS's procedural dramas, completely likable, but not very memorable.


I never thought I would hate vampires... but the Hollywood Vampires performance made me rethink that. Alice Cooper is too old to be wearing blood and makeup, someone might think something is really wrong with him. This goes double for Joe Perry because these guys have all been on death's door at some point.  Furthermore, Johnny Depp looks like Captain Jack Sparrow playing a guitar. I cannot take him seriously.


I think Taylor Swift might have been wearing a bathing suit in her Grammy acceptance outfit, but her bob looked flawless. She had a lot of positive things to say and she won several awards despite Kanye West's negative onslaught thrown her way. Fortunately Mr. West was nowhere near the podium and could not jump out and interrupt her speech. Furthermore, she spoke about not letting the naysayers get to you, and I think  it showed in her show-opening performance, where she stood alone, sans dancers and squads, and sang about triumph. She literally came Out of the Woods. #SquadGoals

Meghan Trainor is trying to steal the looks of Adele and Florence Welch (Florence and the Machine). Also Ms. Adele was unfortunately flat (or so we thought) during parts of her performance. It turned out to be a mic that fell into the piano and distorted the sound. It just proves that even Adele can have a bit of a rough time. Start,s they are just like us.
Meghan Trainor, Adele and Florence Welch- triplets?

I realized I want to be Bonnie Raitt when I grow up. It's now official. First of all, she gets called Ms. Bonnie Raitt. Second of all, the plays a kick-ass guitar. Third, she looks amazing for 66 years young and rocks the white streak in her hair.  I love her motorcycle zip jacket, too! Plus, she gave a stirring blues tribute to the late Mr. B.B. King. 

To sum it up, she can make you bawl with I Can't Make You Love Me  and make you feel sassy with Something to Talk About, one of my favorite karaoke songs.


Lady Gaga treated us to a tribute (full video) to David Bowie, and in true Gaga fashion, it was a literal tribute. LG appeared in short, bright red hair, a ton of glam makeup, and a sequined jumpsuit. She fired off a list of hits including :
Major Tom
Let's Dance
Rebel, Rebel
Suffragette City
 (Ch ch ch) Changes and more....


Queen Bey, 2016
Destiny's Child, 2001
Beyonce appeared unscheduled ans almost out of the mist, like Prince, to give out the last award of the evening. Is Queen Bey too cool for us now with all of her Big Game performances to give a head's up she's coming to the grammys and giving out the biggest award? It seems like just yesterday (or about 15 years ago, but who's counting),  Queen B in an an Austin Powers movie and dominating the red carpet with Kelly Rowland and Michele Williams (and possibly LaTavia and LeToya but there's more to that story and their Grammy win), wearing clothes designed by her mom, Tina.




Monday, February 15, 2016

Eric Hutchinson and My Coloring Calendar Have Something in Common

     This is a photo of singer/songwriter Eric Hutchinson's 2008 album, Sounds Like This. This album and his other EP's were the quintessential soundtracks to my college days. Eric is an amazing  live performer, mastering the piano and the acoustic guitar. If you haven't guessed, Eric came to my college several times (and I'm scouring to find my old videos) playing small, intimate shows. In the course of a set, he would heckle people as they left early and then a moment later, go into a stand-up comedy routine that led to the whole crowd to stomping and singing to his super catchy hits like "Rock and Roll".  See this amazing video of Eric singing Motown classic "My Girl" and R. Kelly's soon-to-be classic "Ignition" together.  In fact, I insist you get tickets to go see him, right now! What are you waiting for? See the live performances below for all the proof you need to get someone to go!

     Why have I sent all this time praising Eric Hutchinson, aside from him being a cultural musical tour de force? As it turns out, my color a day calendar (thanks to my buddy Nicole for the Christmas gift) has an eerily similar image I colored in this week.


Track Listing and music for Sounds Like This:
  • "OK, It's Alright with Me" 2:30
  • "You Don't Have to Believe Me' (Live Video) 3:45
  • "Outside Villanova" (Live Video) 4:15
  • "Food Chain" 3:41
  • "Rock and Roll" 3:58
  • "Oh!" 3:54
  • "All Over Now" 3:44
  • "It Hasn't Been Long Enough" 4:20
  • "Back to Where I Was" 3:10
  • "You've Got You" 4:38
  • Saturday, February 13, 2016

    Poor Meredith Grey

         As the leading lady of Grey's Anatomy, Meredith Grey has been through a lot of terrible situations. When we first met the grumpy, friendless, brilliant, makes-bad-decisions while drunk surgeon in 2005, she was simply trying to get her Alzheimer's afflicted mother to sign over power of attorney. Compared to that piece of cake, Meredith has faced a significantly greater  hardship. On Thursday's episode, she got beat up by a patient that was in a fugue state from sedation. Mer had broken bones, a broken jaw, and hearing loss, among other problems (Season 12, Episode 9). She was watched over and cared for by her dear friend Alex, and at this point I think he should just be her new husband. They both have some pretty serious relationship issues and understand each other on a deep level. (Plus, in a weird alternate flash forward, Meredith was engaged to Alex, so I could see it working).  Here are Meredith's 35 greatest hits and struggles that led her to this moment:

    1. Meredith gets caught caught having car sex with her boss's boss. (Season 1, Episode 5)
    2. Meredith finds out her boyfriend's ex-wife is back in the picture. (Season 1, Episode 9)
    3. Everyone at the hospital find out Meredith's mom has Alzheimer's. (Season 2, Episode 3)
    4. Her one-night stand ends up in the E.R. with a sex injury. (Season 2, Episode 10)
    5. Meredith has to hold a live bomb in a patient during surgery. (Season 2, Episode 16)
    6. She has sex with her roommate George and feel terrible about it. (Season 2, Episode 19)
    7. McDog is put down and Meredith must choose McDreamy or McVet. (Season 2, Episode 27)
    8. Meredith's half-sister is admitted to the hospital. Family drama! (Season 3, Episode 10)
    9. Meredith drowns and almost dies while rescuing ferry boat accident victims and her mom dies (Season 3, Episode 17)
    10. Meredith gets a group of residents and meets another of her half-sisters, Lexie. (Season 4, Episode 1)
    11. Mer and McDreamy's clinical trial succeeds, they get back together, and she makes breakthroughs in therapy. (Season 4, Episode 17)
    12. Mer and McDreamy cancel their dream wedding to let Alex and dying Izzie (not really) get married. They sign a post-it note and call themselves wedded. (Season 5, Episode 22)
    13. George gets hit by a car and dies. (Season 6, Episode 1)
    14. Meredith's  no-good father comes into the hospital needing a liver transplant and she is the only match. (Season 6, Episode 4)
    15. Meredith watches Derek get shot at the hospital and loses her baby. (Season 6, Episode 24)
    16. Meredith discovers fertility problems, gets on Derek's Alzheimer's clinical trial, and her dad comes into the hospital again with a girlfriend younger than her. (Season 7, Episodes 14-16)
    17. McDreamy and Mer adopt African orphan, Zola. (Season 8)
    18. Alex and Meredith are in an ambulance saving a newborn baby when they get into an accident. (Season 8, Episodes 9-10)
    19. Mer, McDreamy and most of the gang are in a plane crash. (Season 8, Episode 24)
    20. Everyone is messed up (Derek, Arizona, Meredith, Cristina) or dead (Lexie, Mark) from the plane crash, but they get offered a lot of money from the hospital and end up becoming the new board of directors. (Season 9, Episode 3, 11, 15, 16)
    21. Meredith finds out she is pregnant. (Season 9, Episode 9)
    22. Meredith has to get back on a plane. (Season 9, Episode 17)
    23. Meredith gives birth to Bailey in the middle of a blackout. (Season 9 Episode 24)
    24. A 3-D printer becomes available for Meredith's clinical trial to make fake organs. (Season 10, Episode 8)
    25. McDreamy takes a job in D.C. advising the president, and Meredith is not consulted. (Season 10, Episode 18)
    26. Meredith says goodbye to bestie Cristina and discovers another half-sister (Maggie) that is working at the hospital. (Season 10, Episode 24)
    27. McDreamy agrees to quit his new brain mapping job and come home to Meredith, and she convinces him they can make it work. (Season 11, Episode 1)
    28. Meredith has flashbacks to her mother giving birth to Maggie and attempting to kill herself during the same time, which makes it pretty difficult for Meredith to let this go. (Season 11)
    29. Meredith goes to visit McDreamy in D.C.  and chickens out. (Season 11, Episode 12)
    30. Meredith calls McDreamy after an earthquake and some woman answers his phone. (Season 11, Episode 15).
    31. Meredith and McDreamy patch things up. (Season 11, Episode 17)
    32. Meredith freaks out after a plane crash in town and she can't confirm McDreamy made it back to D.C. for his final meeting to resign his job. (Season 11, Episode 20)
    33. McDreamy dies...... and Meredith is relatively emotionally solid. (Season 11, Episode 21)
    34. Meredith falls apart, disappearing for a year, having a baby, and avoiding contact with all of her friends. Alex finally lures her home and gives her back the deed to her house, which he bought back when she moved in with McDreamy. (Season 11, Episodes 22, 23)
    35. Meredith is named Chief of General Surgery. (Season 12, Episode 2)





    Friday, February 12, 2016

    Ryan Reynolds- Superhero and Super Harvey

         Today marks the release of hottie Ryan Reynolds' new superhero movie, Deadpool. This is Reynolds' second movie as a comic book hero, and truth be told, his previous attempt at saving the world in  The Green Lantern was rough to watch.  At least he got Blake Lively as his wife (eventually) out of that flop. From what I've seen, Deadpool is a head-to-toe masked  fighter who was disfigured. He covers himself up, hiding behind his slick moves and sarcastic wit. And important to note, has a naked fight scene, which might be worth the price of admission.



     
      However, my favorite Ryan Reynolds role will always be the first Harvey Kinkle in the TV movie that launched the show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. He was a total babe in a tracksuit this 1996 movie with Melissa Joan Hart. Unfortunately, he didn't make the jump to the show, as he was replaced with Nate Richert, who looked better in the 90's than he does now. Accodring to MJH's book , (Melissa Explains It All) they were lip locking back then. Sigh!

    Thursday, February 11, 2016

    How to Get Away with Murder.. or Die Trying

    Michaela and Connor
         It's time for the last part of the How to Get Away with Murder  second season. Since we left off, Bonnie murdered Rebecca and Annalise/Frank covered it up by disposing of her body and making it look like the fled town. It's nice to have friends in low places when you're planning a murder, isn't it, Bonnie? The main case of the season is Catherine and Caleb Hapstall, rich adopted siblings that are on trial for murdering their parents. Things seem pretty bad for the siblings, because the both claim they're innocent, and no murder weapon can be recovered. Plus, their adoptive aunt accuses them of incest and insults them with tons of racial slurs, and ends up dead also. The beak outlook of the case turns around when the Keating 5 discover Aunt Helena gave a child up for adoption, and their adoptive father was the child's father too and the true heir to the Hapstall family fortune. The best quote of the season comes from Annalise to D.A. Emily Sinclair, "Good luck proving the inbred weirdo didn't do it." Viola Davis also won a SAG award for her role of Annalise for last season, so she better go, girl!

         As luck would have it, Michaela gets involved with defendant Caleb, only as a result of having a wild entanglement with Rebecca's stepbrother, a.k.a. "eggs 911." In her defense, she didn't know who he was, but Wes did. The two gents teamed up to unsuccessfully find Rebecca and it was only revealed to Wes in the final minutes of episode 9 that Rebecca was dead. Annalise tells Wes in an effort to get him angry enough to shoot her. She does this to cover for Asher, who not-so-accidentally ran over D.A. Sinclair, who pulled up compromised cases from Asher's esteemed father's career as a judge. Annalise has Catherine drugged and sets up a scene at the house to make it look like she shot Sinclar and Annalise in anger, after Annalise 's team figured out she must have to do with the murders because she had a relationship with the inbred weirdo. We get flashes at the end of the episode of Annalise and her old flame, Eve, watching a young boy, Christophe,  in a police station being interviewed about finding his mother unconscious from an apparent suicide. Wes's mom also died from a suicide...
    Wes

         So what happened with the murders from the previous season? Lila's murder just went on the backburneer as Annalise proved her client rebecca's innocence. Nate was tried for the murder fo Sam, and Annalise's old flame Eve represented him. This caused a lot of drama. Nate's cancer-stricken wife Nina asked Annalise to get her some pills so she could die in peace and Annalise wouldn't go for it. Nate did get the pills to his wife, and was investigated for charges of murder, but cleared after a blood sample swap indicated Nia died with no drugs in her body. Will these two crazy kids finally be together now that their spouses are dead? I hope not. They're nuts.

         Here is the current body count because of Annalise and crew, not including the at least 5 murders involving this season's cases
    • Nia Lahey            - Murdered by Nate (humanely)
    • Sam Keating        - Murdered by Wes
    • D.A. Sinclair       - Murdered by Asher
    • Judge Millstone   - Murdered by hanging himself
    • Lila                      - Murdered by Frank
    • Hapstall Aunt      - Murdered by her son, Phillip


    Injured/Pretty Impaired:

    • Annalise               
    • Catherine Hapstall



    How to Get Away with Murder.. or Die Trying

    Michaela and Connor
         It's time for the last part of the How to Get Away with Murder  second season. Since we left off, Bonnie murdered Rebecca and Annalise/Frank covered it up by disposing of her body and making it look like the fled town. It's nice to have friends in low places when you're planning a murder, isn't it, Bonnie? The main case of the season is Catherine and Caleb Hapstall, rich adopted siblings that are on trial for murdering their parents. Things seem pretty bad for the siblings, because the both claim they're innocent, and no murder weapon can be recovered. Plus, their adoptive aunt accuses them of incest and insults them with tons of racial slurs, and ends up dead also. The beak outlook of the case turns around when the Keating 5 discover Aunt Helena gave a child up for adoption, and their adoptive father was the child's father too and the true heir to the Hapstall family fortune. The best quote of the season comes from Annalise to D.A. Emily Sinclair, "Good luck proving the inbred weirdo didn't do it." Viola Davis also won a SAG award for her role of Annalise for last season, so she better go, girl!

         As luck would have it, Michaela gets involved with defendant Caleb, only as a result of having a wild entanglement with Rebecca's stepbrother, a.k.a. "eggs 911." In her defense, she didn't know who he was, but Wes did. The two gents teamed up to unsuccessfully find Rebecca and it was only revealed to Wes in the final minutes of episode 9 that Rebecca was dead. Annalise tells Wes in an effort to get him angry enough to shoot her. She does this to cover for Asher, who not-so-accidentally ran over D.A. Sinclair, who pulled up compromised cases from Asher's esteemed father's career as a judge. Annalise has Catherine drugged and sets up a scene at the house to make it look like she shot Sinclar and Annalise in anger, after Annalise 's team figured out she must have to do with the murders because she had a relationship with the inbred weirdo. We get flashes at the end of the episode of Annalise and her old flame, Eve, watching a young boy, Christophe,  in a police station being interviewed about finding his mother unconscious from an apparent suicide. Wes's mom also died from a suicide...
    Wes

         So what happened with the murders from the previous season? Lila's murder just went on the backburneer as Annalise proved her client rebecca's innocence. Nate was tried for the murder fo Sam, and Annalise's old flame Eve represented him. This caused a lot of drama. Nate's cancer-stricken wife Nina asked Annalise to get her some pills so she could die in peace and Annalise wouldn't go for it. Nate did get the pills to his wife, and was investigated for charges of murder, but cleared after a blood sample swap indicated Nia died with no drugs in her body. Will these two crazy kids finally be together now that their spouses are dead? I hope not. They're nuts.

    Here is the current body count because of Annalise and crew, not including the at least 5 murders involving this season's cases
    • Nia Lahey            - Murdered by Nate (humanely)
    • Sam Keating        - Murdered by Wes
    • D.A. Sinclair       - Murdered by Asher
    • Judge Millstone   - Murdered by hanging himself
    • Lila                      - Murdered by Frank
    • Hapstall Aunt      - Murdered by her son, Phillip


    Injured/Pretty Impaired:

    • Annalise               
    • Catherine Hapstall



    Blackish: Neighbors and Sterotypes

     
       In tonight's Black-ish, titled  Sink or Swim, Andre (Anthony Anderson) and Rainbow (Tracee Ellis Ross) once again confront and challenge the stereotypes plaguing their neighborhood in an effort to teach their kids something. Much like the modern day Cosbys, they want to be treated like everyone else that is white. This usually leads to some major blow-up that embarrasses their four kids. First, the twins Jack and Diane both enjoy the activities of the other twin's boy/girl scout group. After some lying gets to be too overwhelming, Jack bakes a casserole and Diane ties ropes and saves her dad in the pool. Much to their grandmother's disappointment,t the twins defy the stereotypes set out for their genders. If only it was so easy for their parents....

         Andre fusses over not getting invited to their across the street neighbor's house for pool parties, just because he thinks she is biased against their black family and assumes they cannot swim. Dre finds no love at work as his coworkers pick apart more of his flaws (too much cologne, touching all of the doughnuts, etc..), When Dre confronts Janine (Nicole Sullivan from King of Queens and Mad T.V.) about the lack of invitation, she honestly confesses she thought the Johnsons didn't like her and her family (due to several overheard conversations). In an earlier episode, Jeanine wouldn't let her kid stay over because Dre kept a gun locked in a safe in the house, and she went postal on Halloween about teen kids (possibly from a bad neighborhood) coming for their good candy. After securing a friendly invite to the pool party, Dre's children find out he is the only family member that can't swim, due to his "heavy bones". A failed swim lesson later, Dre attempts to go in the pool and almost drowns to prove to Jeanine that he is more than a stereotype. Then he is rescued from the pool by his ten year old daughter and swaddled by his mother.

         Bow tackles self image and worth with her teens, trying to show them there is more to life than likes and being a "woman of leisure." She makes up flimsy excuses to get away from the "Mom Mafia" at school, who try to pressure her into signing up for committees and invite her to a grueling schedule of midday yoga classes. After countless reminders that she is a working mom with 4 kids (and a cardiothoracic surgeon), Bow decides to tell one mom off at the pool party. After shaming the mom for her fancy clothes, lack of purpose in life, feeding her husband, Bow discovers this mom is also a doctor, and she somehow has this work/life balance thing together. In the end, Junior and Zoe toll their mom they're proud of her and they look up to her as a role model for their grown-up dreams. They also show her a video the moms made of Bow yelling at the other mom while Andre helplessly splashes around in the pool, calling for help. This is humiliating image for the parents, but the kids wouldn't have their parents any other way.


    Monday, February 8, 2016

    Rebecca and Josh Get Real- It's Not So Nuanced Anymore

    Poor Greg...
       
         I've been eagerly watching the last three weeks of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, waiting to see what Rebecca and the zany West Covina crew will bring us in 2016. Things have gone from bad to even more presumably bad for Rebecca. This girl is setting heself up for failure with Josh Chan, and yes, she really could use a shovel to help her dig her own grave. Her friends have had some highs and lows too this Winter. To sum it up, things got real... in no particular order.

  • Rebecca and Josh go back to camp.
  • Rebecca attempted a feminist pole dance.....
  • Greg and Heather started dating. Does he seem really, really old for her?  How can she afford the  nice apartment next to Rebecca if she's only a  college student?
  • Paula bonded with her husband over Rebecca's troubles. 
  • Darryl invited lady escorts to keep people at his party. 
  • Rebecca realizes she has really gone off the deep end.
  • We still don't get to know Josh's oversleeping friend, Chris. 
  • Rebecca sang a letter as a song (Dear Joshua Felix Chan).
  • Valencia continued to make Rebecca feel like crap and was possessive over Josh.
  • Rebecca finally admitted she loved Josh (although only admitted to her best friend Paula).
  • Valencia faked being a feminist with her poppy hit (Women Gotta Stick Together). 
  • Greg met his high school crush again, and she looks just like Bevin from One Tree Hill.
  • Rebecca found a fondue delivery place. Who knew one existed?
  • Darryl bonded with White Josh and we learn all about WJ's, which is mostly just his gym routine.
  • Rebecca got school by teen girls about making yourself happy with a slutty makeover (Put Yourself First), which is really about making yourself hot so boys will like you.
  • The above moment was part of a women's empowerment seminar Rebecca failed to teach.
  • As it turns out ,Josh Chan is really a micro-manager when it comes to the prefect beach day.
  • We got to see more of Darryl Whitefeather, and he brought us an EDM-techno funk song (Having Some People Over), which I will play before every gathering for the rest of my natural-born life.
  • Valencia outs Rebecca's real reason for coming to town, which was something to the extent of: "Josh made it seem like such a happy place and I wanted to be happy."
  • So basically, Rebecca lied, and then on top of the lies, sprinkled in bits of truth. 
  • The woman who hires Rebecca for  the camp is also the woman that played the principal's secretary in last week's Grease Live (what a big week for Haneefah Wood). 
  • Greg & Josh finally fought over stuff (feelings for Rebecca, who gets to make plans for the group)
  • Rebecca literally broke into Josh's house to delete a text. Is this a textmergency or a (textcatastrophe)?
  • Josh comforted Rebecca several times and makes her feel special, until he realizes she faked a broken window to get him to come over (and even that was a lie to cover something else).
  • Again, Rebecca has really scared Josh off. This girl needs a T.O.!
  • Rebecca also reaches out to Greg, only to for him to smell Josh all over this fiasco, and Greg walked out.  

  • "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a brilliant TV show that no one watches." --Slate article. 
    Let's get people to change their minds. 
    Even my Family Guy faithful brother has sat for a few minutes and watched and asked questions about the characters, so there truly is hope for others.  


    The Big Game Commericals: Shockers

         I am so scared of a new Mountain Dew commercial titled "Puppy Monkey Baby." The commercial is specifically for their energy drink called "Kickstart."  The only thing this will kick-start are my nightmares. I think their idea was that people like puppies, monkeys and babies, so let's put them all together and make them into a butler that speaks its name over and over in a rythmic fashion. Let's all agree this commercial is not going to last. This has nothing to do with the product. We're selling lemon line drinks here.

         Shocker! CBS used The Superbowl to announce the cancellation of The Good Wife. What? This is shocking news in itself, but to throw it out there when people are busy and obsessed with football is just insult to injury. 

    Friday, February 5, 2016

    Barbie Brigade

          From a post I did last month, you may know that I have fond memories of Barbies. I just saw this posting the other night trending on social media and I have to get the word out! A young girl named Gianni in Virginia is collecting 1,000 Barbies to donate to other girls living shelters. Gianni's website 1KBarbiesfor1KGirls offers contact information and photos of her packing up boxes of dolls to send out to shelters. It's truly heartwarming to see a kid that's thinking of other kids in an age where so many kids are focused on themselves and their technology. Gianni takes her kindness one step further by writing individual notes to each recipient and and wrapping the doll boxes in pink paper.  On an unrelated note, this reminds me of a Lifetime movie I watched back in December, The Christmas Gift. Read the review here.


    Thursday, February 4, 2016

    The People vs. O.J. Simpson

    "Dammit Kato, stop making juice!!!!"     -- O.J. 


         Tonight is the first night of FX's American Crime Story series, based on the book: The Run of His Life: The People Vs. O.J. Simpson. A new anthology-based crime series, P vs. OJ follows the trial of the 20th century as it unfolds over nearly a year, from the discovery of Simpson's murdered ex-wife Nicole Simpson-Brown (and her friend Ron White) to the eventual (spoiler alert) acquittal of O.J. Given the first episode and evidence presented (a pair of gloves- one at Simpson's property and one at the murder scene, a cut on his left hand, his blood found near the crime scene and outside of his home, the erratic nature in which he drove home and nearly missed his flight....), I cannot believe he is serving jail time for an unrelated robbery and not for this murder.

         The first episode introduces Cuba Gooding's O.J., a well-liked, retired L.A.-area football player and his budding legal team, Robert Shapiro (John Travolta), Rob Kardashian Sr. (David Schwimmer), and eventually Johnnie Cochran (Courtney B. Vance). The episode follows initial investigation into the murder and a terribly conducted police interview with O.J., who ends up getting so freaked out (maybe because he was guilty?), that he tries to shoot himself before blowing off his surrender to police and driving off in a White Bronco (these two words come up over and over during the episode.) As D.A. Marcia Clark, Sarah Paulson begins building this case like its the fight of her life. While her personal life crumbles around her (a nasty divorce), her career is also rising to possibly crash if this case is not handled openly and fairly.  As the count of public opinion remains biased toward his innocence, friends of Nicole (Kris Kardashian, Faye Resnick) begin talking about the dangerous fights she had with O.J. when they were married and the beatings Nicole took.

         Somehow, it all comes back to the Kardashians..... which means the decline of the modern world started back in about 1993 when they were first on T.V. all the time. This was one of the first largely televised celebrity murder cases, and it might have necessitated the 24-hrs a day new networks. Was this all for the best? I tend to think the less we sensationalize the news, the better we'll be able to sleep at night. Stay tuned for more on O.J.


    Wednesday, February 3, 2016

    Chinese New Year Off the Boat


         Tonight was a winning episode of Fresh off the Boat, one of my favorite shows of 2015. Just in time for Chinese New Year, the Huangs are planning a family trip to Washington D.C. to celebrate the special holiday. Treasures such as fireworks, red envelopes of money and pork buns await, but they missed their flight by a whole day. Now, the family is stuck in Orlando, trying to find another Chinese group to spend the holidays with this year.  First, Louis and Jessica look through the phone book for other Chinese families. "Yang is the Chinese Smith," remarks Louis. They also try to track down a Chinese man they saw when they were on a city bus. After a failed attempt at the Orlando area Asian American group (AAAoO for short) and make several jokes saying "Ayy" like Fonzie and "Ay-Oh!" like Tony Danza. The group is of course, a disaster and a disappointment as it was formed by members from all parts of Asia, with people from India and Russia populating the event), and a terrifying dinosaur dancing like it came from a basketball halftime show. Then the family return back to their restaurant, where the neighbors and staff throw a great party to celebrate the Huangs' tradition. In the end, Jessica explains that nearly everything is meant to bring luck and wealth to the family.

         This is one of the episodes where the family dynamics truly make the episode, similar to the season opener where Jessica and the boys tag along on Louis' business trip. (In that episode, Jessica fights the hotel about the number of guests they are paying for in their room, among other things). Eddie and his little brothers are completely upset about missing the trip because they won;t get any little red envelopes full of lucky money. While Eddie hopes for enough to afford new Air Jordans, baby brother Emery wants to start a business by buying a Snoopy Sno-Cone maker (an amazing toy that my friends had when we were little) and middle brother Evan is so worried about grumpy Grandma,who will not give out any money in red envelopes. Truly brown in the wrong era, oddball Evan hopes to buy a fedora and bring back an era of rail travel, and dressed up in a suit in the hopes of the airline upgrading him to first class. Sweet little Emery puts on a Seinfeld-esque comedy show to cheer up Grandma. In an amusing moment, Grandma explains to people that their supposed "Chinese symbol" tattoos don't mean what they thought they did. This episode is a must-see and hopefully it will become a traditional episode in the coming seasons.



    Monday, February 1, 2016

    The Quest for Affordable Coffee


         It's that time of year again! While some people enjoyed the excitement of the Iowa caucus tonight, I went on a Dunkin' to Dunkin' spree in search of a free mug. In a much sensational event, Dunkin' Doughnuts gives out a coupon for a free travel coffee mug at the beginning of February. The catch is that you must purchase a large or even medium beverage, while supplies last. Then through April, the mug can be refilled with an XL hot coffee or medium iced coffee for the low price of $1.69 with the mug, each time.

         I'm not sure if this is a national promotion, but from southern Connecticut to Philadelphia, you will need luck to find a mug. One store told me I should come back tomorrow when they have a fresh shipment of mugs, and between 5:30 and 7:00 A.M. I would probably get a mug. When I reached a store that was not in the local gas station, they had mugs. I was so focused on getting this mug because last year, every store I went to was sold out, and every new shipment would be gone before I got there. So to all of you going to get your coffee at 5 A.M when they open, I hope you enjoy giving up sleep for a mug worth $4.99.