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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Paint Party

   All of a sudden, I have become an insta-Van Gough when it comes to painting. I've become a convert to the popular paint nite events, where you're encouraged to paint creatively and toss back some wine while you paint. I These events are held at local bars and taught by brilliant and entertaining artists. They play music, instruct on color mixing (break out the 2nd grade color wheel for a refresher course in mixing) and drag you through a mini art lesson in the span of two hours. I went from a casual interest in painting to running out to my local craft store and buying mini canvases, acrylic paints and mini brushes. In short, I'm running out of places to hide the canvases, but I truly love it!


   This weekend, I attended a paint event in a relatively new chain, Muse Paintbar, which has begun popping up in several cities. The great thing about muse is that they are solely focused on painting, and not just selling food and beer.  Our groups were so quiet, stopping to ask about mountain peak technique, but we got right to the paint and had the instructor and two helpers there every stop of the way to fuel our artistic quests.


Keep on painting!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

What's Up With Wayward Pines- w/ Spoilers

I am addicted to this show. I usually don't enjoy stories about dystopian worlds, but somehow the Matt Dillon pulled be in to his seemingly perfect town and his fight to get out of there.

     Matt Dillion plays FBI agent Ethan Burke and he  ends up in the quaint town of Wayward Pines, Idaho after a "car accident." Somehow everyone in the town ended up there after a car accident. Strange, no? When he drives out of the town, the road leads right back in again and there' a large electric fence around the perimeter.The town's rules include: always pick up the phone and do not speak of the past.

     Ethan's wife Teresa (I'm giving a shout out to Shannyn Sossamon for getting a new acting gig, it's been slow since A Knight's Tale) and son Ben end up in an accident too and get deposited in the town, and they meet a cast of characters, including Ethan's  missing partner and former lover, Kate (Carla Gugino). Kate says she's been married for 12 wonderful years to the wonderful toy maker Harold, but she only went missing 6 weeks ago from Seattle. Sound weird yet?

     Don't worry, it's about to get stranger. The town hospital is patrolled by a super creepy nurse (Melissa Leo) that wears whites for work and black leather and braided hair when she goes to the town to take care of business. The town sheriff (Terrence Howard) is going around murdering people in the town square and telling them their cars were totaled in the "accidents". Then he dies and Ethan is appointed via mailbox note that he is the new sheriff. Plus, the only school, Wayward Pines academy, is teaching more than math and science, it's brainwashing the youth to lead a new generation based on on one fact:

Here's why:(SPOILER)
     Wayward Pines is the only town left  of civilization after humans began to mutate and become "abbeys",  a wild hyena-like creature that destroy and eat everything in sight. The year everyone has woken up in is 4028, when crazy scientist David Pilcher (Toby Jones) deemed it would be safe to start the human race again. Pilcer and his sister Pamela (the crazy nurse) began kidnapping people that would be frozen in pods and awakened when the abbey infestation was mostly done and the earth would be all green again. They tried to tell people what had happened, but they all went mad and killed themselves or others (so now this is the second society of 20+ years).

     To recap, everyone was taken by 2014 (Ethan was investigating kidnappings for the FBI when he got taken himself). Pilcher and his followers woke up first and formed command center to govern the lives of people. Every conversation and movement is tracked with camera, microphones and tracking chips.Worst of all, there's no cable or music left, except for  the guy that plays piano on the radio at nights). At least there's a beer hall!

     As for the people in the 2nd society, only the teenagers are told the truth. The creepy teacher Mrs. Fisher (Hope Davis) instructs the older students and takes them into a room under the school to conduct instruction for how life will be with the first generation, a group that knows the truth about the future and has not been in the world too long to have a major freak out about jumping 2,000 years into the future.

Youre Move, Pines... What's next?



Monday, June 22, 2015

My Mommy Likes Underwear Dance Parties and Red Wine- Odd Mom Out

   I just discovered my new favorite half hour show, Bravo's Odd Mom Out. In a network long dedicated to desperate housewives of whatever city (this week someone launched a new wine), and opinionated gay fashion moguls, they're trying to make a go at real scripted television.

Author of the novel  Momzillas, Jill Kargman plays a fictionalized version of herself. At that, she is a carbo-loading, dark-joking mom of three that doesn't buy into her in-laws crazy NY rich airs. Yes, these people make the Gossip Girl trust funders look tame). I think they might be on to something here. I could not stop laughing during the first episode when Jill attend her sister-in-law's soul cycle fundraiser to end childhood obesity (giving gastric bypass to low income kids). She manages to make it to the top of the leader board, then gets stuck squatting in pain and can't get back up in the bathroom. Of course, the mommy mafia is non too kind to Jill and she has one normal friend, who is a doctor and also not well off enough to be considered  truly NY rich.

In the second episode, Jill's mother in law, brother-in-law and stick thin  pregnant sister-in-law (the fiercely peppy Abby Elliot) insist they have to change their last name to Von Weber after discovering family history on a trip to Austria. Jill and her lawyer husband protest, until Jill starts seeing the papering and perks of being a Von Weber, and the true escalated level of soul one must sell with that level of presiege (facials, burial plots with a view, better interviews for kindergartens.

The main thing that sets this show apart from other sitcommy shows is that everyone has been Jill at some point, over stressed, judged, wearing a unicorn t-shirt to the gym, and her character is very accessible.



Thursday, June 18, 2015

The Odd Couple

   I stand corrected. 

The Odd Couple made on the air for 4 months. In tonight's episode, the couple is attending a wedding. It appears on IMDB, the show has been picked up for a second season in January. That being said, the show is not listed on the Fall schedule. Perhaps a return in January, or a DVD release of season 1 straight to the bargain bin at Wal Mart.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Who's Not Running for President?

Yesterday, Donald Trump announced he is running...
 for President...
of the United States... 
of America... 
North America... 
(I have to pay tribute to Chris Rock's 2003 movie Head of State for this statement).

   What a truly terrifying thought. He managed in one simple speech to insult everyone in America, including his own children, whom he is pretty sure like him, even if nobody else does.

   Trump proclaimed we have never beat japan in anything, our jobs are in China, our oil is being held hostage, medicine is on the fritz. I'm looking to see if he had anything positive to say. He seemed to say he could be the cheerleader for America. I might need to watch the presidential debates this time around, this looks like it will be entertaining.... Perhaps Trump is looking for the opportunity to tell everyone in government they've been fired, like on The Apprentice. Apparently I'm not the only person who thinks so, MSNBC agrees.



Monday, June 15, 2015

Welcome Back! It's a Fuller House with Jason Marsden

It's been a while since I blogged, and for my first post back, I'm talking about the best 90's family comedy in history- Full House. In case you've been living under a rock, it's coming back! In more current news, my beloved Uncle Jesse (John Stamos), just got pulled over for a possible DUI this weekend, which greatly worried me about the fate of this winter's FH  reboot.

The episode I'm watching on Nick at Nite right now is an episode about DJ's tough choice (aptly named DJ's Choice from Season 8) between musician Viper (guitarist of Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets) and junior billionaire Nelson. Viper writes a song for DJ, and Nelson hires Frankie Valli to come to the park re-dedication to serenade DJ.

"(Nelson) He's a nice guy, and he pays in cash."- Frankie Valli

It's utterly over the top, which is why the episode plays so well. Much like episodes with famous guest stars (several with the Beach Boys come to mind), FH makes the guest star fit in well to the story. In the end, Donna Jo wisely chooses none of them (because I suspect she's still in love with Steve, who ended up escorting her to the senior prom).  This remains to be seen, but I believe Steve was the love of her life. Only Netflix will tell.

Back to the reason I am fascinated with this episode, dear young billionaire Nelson.
Here  actor Jason Marsden (left) plays Nelson in Full House, circa 1995:

Here he is the same year, playing Eric's best friend, Jason on Boy Meets World. Maybe he can score a drop in on the new Girl Meets World Show. 


He also appeared at the same time (1995-1997) on Step by Step as JT's best friend and Dana's boyfriend, Rich. How did this guy find time to guest star in three sitcoms at the same time? 
That's owed all to talent and a good agent. 


All photos are from IMDB.com