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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Who's Not Running for President?

Yesterday, Donald Trump announced he is running...
 for President...
of the United States... 
of America... 
North America... 
(I have to pay tribute to Chris Rock's 2003 movie Head of State for this statement).

   What a truly terrifying thought. He managed in one simple speech to insult everyone in America, including his own children, whom he is pretty sure like him, even if nobody else does.

   Trump proclaimed we have never beat japan in anything, our jobs are in China, our oil is being held hostage, medicine is on the fritz. I'm looking to see if he had anything positive to say. He seemed to say he could be the cheerleader for America. I might need to watch the presidential debates this time around, this looks like it will be entertaining.... Perhaps Trump is looking for the opportunity to tell everyone in government they've been fired, like on The Apprentice. Apparently I'm not the only person who thinks so, MSNBC agrees.



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