A Note: NoEvil News August 24 - Sept 7

4. New Dancing With the Stars Cast Revealed!
This grouping is by far the most interesting in a while, Cher's kid, Courtney Cox's ex, Kim, Kourt and Khloe's brother, Lauren Conrad's old bestie.... it might be better rephrased as Dancing with People Adjacent to the Stars.

3. Courtney Thorne Smith joining Two and a Half Men
I have really enjoyed watching her on the early seasons of Ally McBeal, and she was great in According to Jim. It's worth a shot at this point to bring a ray of un-ironic sunshine to the show.

2. The Bachelor Pad: People are Kissing Each other and Spending the Night
It's like watching Jersey Shore where the people go in a hot tub and yell at each other.... Wait , that sounds a lot like Jersey Shore... minus the roses.

1. Regis is Leaving in November
I am truly sad. I love watching Reege. In related news, Dana Carvey does a great Regis impression.