The Pianoman: Too Old to Be a Dad

Sara (No H)! EWWW

    The 'Pianoman' Billy Joel is 68 years old. I admit, he's a great singer and I would love to sing 'We Didn't Start the Fire' with him. But truthfully, he is getting up there in age. Billy and his 4th wife, Alexis, 35, announced they were having their second child about five days ago.
   
Today, baby Remy (a girl) was born to a man that could be her grandfather. Joel has two children already. Remy joins sisters Della (2) and Alexa (31). As a contemporary of Alexa, I'm taking a stand on this issue. I understand that when you're on to wife number 4, you just want to have kids. At a certain point, your previous children should be allowed take a stand and weigh in on their older parents from having more children. What quality of life is this kid going to have with a dad who is about 70? You can't be a full time caregiver for an infant, nor do you want to (although I'm sure they have a nanny).  Also for poor Alexa, each of her parents have been married 4 times; they met on a second marriage. Alexa's had 2 stepdads and 2 stepmoms. Aside from her two baby sisters and stepmom who is a few years older, Alexa has siblings Jack, 22, and Sailor, 19, from one of her mom Christie Brinkley's 4th marriage. This is a different situation because Alexa grew up with these two kids in the same house and they were closer in age.

In conclusion, If I were Alexa, I would be majorly creeped out if my parents had more children at this point in my life. I once went on a date with a guy that said he was pretty sure his parents weren't having another kid. He was well into his 20's and we did not have a second date. As Jimmy Fallon's Sara (No H! H's are gross) says, "EWW!"

Fallon Goes to Hollywood

This week, Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show broadcasted from Los Angeles. Some may forget, Jay Leno hosted the same Tonight Show from L.A. for years, and Johnny Carson before him did the same in his later seasons. Conan even tried it for a brief time (Too soon, I don't think I'm over the way NBC gave Conan the shove yet). How is an L.A. show different from an NYC show? for one thing, all of the celebrities are at your beck and call and live right nearby. Here's the banner week of guests and performances. I felt like I needed a vacation just from keeping up with the episodes (and maybe from laughing a bit too much) For more info, visit the Tonight Show website.

Monday
Will Ferrell (Zoolander)
Christina Aguilera (The Voice)  (*Did the "Tight pants" sketch with Jimmy and Will)
Music from 2 Chainz and L'il Wayne present Collagrove

Tuesday
Skit with the cast of Full/Fuller House (with Jimmy as Donald Trump)
Zach Galifinakis (Baskets)
Ronda Rowsey (MMA Fighter)
Music from Pitbull (with Robin Thicke, Joe Perry and others)

Wednesday
Jennifer Lopez (Shades of Blue and she has a new Las Vegas residency)
Jay Leno (Comedian and former host of this show)
Snoop Dogg got stuck in traffic-izzle
Music from Zayn (who doesnt use a last name anymore, formerly of One Direction)

Thursday
Vince Vaughn (talking about his producing projects)
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol is on for a few more months)
Music from Dead and Company (The Grateful Dead + John Mayer)

Friday
Demi Lovato (touring with a JoBro)
Bryan Cranston (Oscar nominee)
Music from The Weekend and Lauryn Hill (new Fugees??)

A Note About Why I Love Jimmy Fallon

While jonsesing for some new "Robert is Bothered" clips, I found a new jimmy Fallon video where he mocks the Bieb-ster. Love the dance moves and ignoring calls from Alan Greenspan.