A Note: NoEvil News Sept 8 - Oct 4

1. NBC Cancels The Playboy Club
Fail! It was like MAD MEN meets (well I didn't figure out what it was meeting because it was too early in the season). A wonderful, diverse cast of fiery women that make the Pan-Am Ladies look like nuns. Cut short before it got a chance, RIP PBC!

2. Lion King 3-D Kicks Butt at the Box Office!
I laughed, I cried, I just waited to be king! Lion King was great in 3-D! Plus, some guy in the audience jumped up, pumped his fist in the air and yelled "YES!" when Simba went to defeat his uncle, Scar.

3. A special event to Make Fun of Charlie Sheen
Comedy Central did a roast. I didn't watch, but I sympathized.

4. Hungry Muppet?
Less creepy than the talked-about AIDS Muppet, but this puppet is teaching kids a lesson. And Brad Paisley will be in the episode too, so I will probably watch it!

A Note: NoEvil News July 25-August 8th

7. Gene Simmons Finally Proposes to Shannon!
It only took two grown kids, a house in the Hollywood Hills, his and hers facelifts, and a few seasons of reality TV cameras to bring this to fruition.

6. Ted Danson on CSI
The guy was great on Damages. But putting Danson on CSI is like when Mr. Big got put on Law and Order, only more desperate.

5. Shannen Doherty Gets Reality Wedding Show
Not that I don't enjoy celebrity weddings, but do we need to see every moment leading up to it? And of all the formerly A-listers of the 90s, I might prefer to see someone's first wedding, not their third. What's next, a spot behind Tori and Dean?

4. TNT renews Franklin and Bash
Can I get a light saber battle in the courtroom in celebration of season 2? Yes I can!

3. Kat Von D and Jesse James End Engagement
It's probably for the best, all those tattoos under one roof might have been toxic.

2. James Franco comes back to General Hospital
I don't care if he's a mysterious artist/murderer, I still love the guy.

1. Charlie Sheen's Character Having Funeral on "Two and a Half Men"
Is anyone surprised? Still weird that Ashton is gonna be their landlord.