Who's That Guy? - Ricardo Chavira

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Ricardo Chavira is owning television in 2017. The actor first rose to popularity on Desperate Housewives as Gabrielle's jealous husband, Carlos Solis. The actor's chemistry with his television wife Eva Longoria sizzled so much that he guest starred in her short lived 2016 sitcom Telenovela.

 President Chavira
 Chiavera spent most of 2016 playing fictional Pennsylvania governor/Democratic presidential nominee Frankie Vargas on ABC's  Scandal. During the season, political mastermind and possible sociopath Cyrus Beene (Jeff Perry) pushed Vargas to the front of America's consciousness. Beene went as far as to secretly initiate a shooting at the PA Capitol building, where the unknowing Vargas rescued co-workers and became an American hero. The race came down the kind Vargas candidate and the ex-first lady turned senator Mellie Grant (Bellamy Young).

     Last season's finale was drawing to a close as the clock ran down on on finding a running mate. In the last minutes of the show, Vargas called Beene to the stage, announcing him as his VP candidate. This season picked up in January with a shocking jump through the election. Vargas was announced as the winner and on stage to make his speech as President-Elect. Then he got SHOT! This is the second attempted presidential assassination on Scandal. Unlike the fortunate President Grant, Vargas did not survive, (Poor Vargas). Now Chavira appears in flashbacks that explain what happened along the campaign trail.  At first it seemed like VP-elect Beene was manipulating America, putting out an ideal candidate and plotting to taking him out so Beene himself would be the default leader. At this point in the story, we're still not sure who ordered President Vargas to be assassinated, but Beene and his secret lover (FBI agent Tom) have confessed their innocence in jail. Olivia (Kerry Washington) has also come to the conclusion that her accusation of Cyrus was wrong. Scandal show runner Shonda Rhimes said that  this season's story is about the electoral college and how it chooses the president when the people's candidate is taken out of the race. Many have argued that the show has picked up on an unrest in the country, even though the story line was on film long before the results of the election. I can't wait to find out more about what got Vargas assassinated in the coming weeks.

Lover Chavira
     Chavira also has a growing role as Bruce on the CW's Jane the Virgin. On Monday's episode, Bruce proposed to Jane's mother Xiomara (Andrea Navedo), known as Xo. In the first few episodes of the series, we learn Xo had an off-screen affair with Bruce and he recently broke up with her. Bruce was also cheating on his wife with Xo. Jane (Golden Globe winner Gina Rodriguez) and her grandmother vehemently despised Bruce for the turmoil he brought to their family.  Xo spent the first two seasons of the show finding her way back to Jane's over-dramatic telenovela star father, Rogelio De La Vega (played by Jaime Camil). Check out Rogelio's hilarious tweets here.

     Bruce is the complete opposite of Rogelio. Where Rogelio is vain and tweeting his feelings, Bruce is a quiet and reserved , and he is a lawyer. The triangle developed between the three has been intriguing over the last few months. Rogelio financed Xo to open her own dance studio, which coincidentally happened to be in the same complex as Bruce's new office. Xo seemed to have all her dreams coming true; Bruce and the studio, but at the cost of her friendship with Rogelio, The couple broke up as teens and Xo chose to raise Jane on her own. In their adult relationship, they got drunkenly married in Las Vegas, then engaged for real months later. In planning their life together, Xo chose to end things  because Rogelio wanted more children and she had already raised their daughter, who is now in her 20's.

     In the weeks since January's three-year jump and the death of Jane's husband Michael, Bruce and Xo have been going strong. As the show's least dramatic couple, their triumphs have been small, Xo and Jane winning over Bruce's teen daughter. This relationship one of the most real parts of the show.  I partly hope Xo and Bruce get married because she needs something stable in her life, although I am a hard-core Rogelio fan. Mr. De Le Vega got into a reality TV marriage with his matchmaker Darcy on the show, the De Le Vega-Factor. The show pieced together clips of Xo to look like a jealous ex, and fans of Rogelio actively name-call and throw coffee. Through this rift, Bruce encourages Xo to forgive Rogelio, and that makes me like Bruce even more! He helped Rogelio with legal advice on his lawsuit against the "DLVF" production company, because he knows it will please Xo. This whole situation brings up an important question in Jane's life. Can two people raise a child and not let their feelings get involved?  Jane and her baby daddy Raphael are also faced with the same question as she recovers from her husband's tragic death.

Officer Chavira

     “He doesn’t think we killed Gary, he’s just obsessed with ants!” remarked Sheila (Drew Barrymore) in episode 4 of The Santa Clarita Diet. The new Netflix show is reminiscent of Weeds, except instead of growing pot plants, Sheila is a new zombie. She and her husband Joel (Timothy Olyphant) start murdering people and storing them in a freezer in their storage unit so she can feed on their bodies. Chavira played their couple's nosy neighbor, Officer Dan. This guy was a crooked yet tough officer from the L.A. County Sheriff's office (he mocked a neighbor that works for the cushy Santa Monica police dept.) who became suspicious of the Hammonds.  This character reminds me the most of Chavira's character from Desperate Housewives. He is not a nice person. His gentle, nerdy stepson Eric constantly verbally abused at his own hand. Even Dan's wife Lisa (Mary Elizabeth Ellis) began an affair to get away from him.

     It's important to note that Sheila became a zombie through some unclear reason in episode 1. As of episode 8 (2 more to go), there is no explanation how this happened. She fed on her smarmy co-worker Gary in the backyard, eating his fingers and eventually his body. Joel, their daughter Abby, and Eric cover up the murder. Dan continued asking why Joel was outside spraying their lawn for ants in the middle of the night, which was a cover for washing away the blood. Dan was so obsessed with the lawn that he found a rogue finger and and blackmailed  Joel into attempting to murder a convict that could not be convicted. The couple reasoned this was in line with their new motto, only killing bad people that deserve it.  After a bad situation where the convict became a zombie, Dan took it too far. He falsified a dossier and asked them to kill Lisa's side dish, spreading horrible lies about the pediatric doctor (Scott Michael Foster).   Joel stood up to Dan as Abby and Eric planted a flash bomb in his garden. He was going out one way or another! Joel killed Dan in episode 5, smashing a shovel into his head, and marking the family's first non-zombie committed kill. Lisa and Dan's partner began a search for him, assuming he took off because of the contraband the teens discovered in the garage. Was his death justified? Will anyone figure out Joel killed Dan? I'm guessing this is an issue for season 2. 

Winter New Comedies 2016 Roundup

Happy Blizzard of 2016 everyone! It's time to catch up on new Winter sitcoms!

Telenovela- Mondays on NBC
     Eva Longoria heads this cast of lovable and attention-seeking soap stars. They work in Miami and end up with the traditional acting workplace drama of trying to cry on cue and meeting a cast member's evil twin. Their more extreme adventures include  getting stranded on set with no food during a storm, and battling another soap cast to build a home for a less fortunate family, and impressing a network executive who believes Eva's Ana can speak Spanish. It's not very deep, but I find myself drawn to watching more episodes. Ana also has to work with her ex-husband Xavi, a recent addition to the show. The scenes from the show withing a show, Las Leyes de Pasion are pretty hysterical. The show's villain Rodrigo defines his acting work and success by his mustaches.

Superstore- Mondays on NBC
     I did not like Superstore for the first episode, but it has grown on me. I have a soft spot in my heart for America Ferrera's Amy (Ugly Betty). Her grumpy banter with new store clerk Jonah (Ben Feldman, from many shows, including A to Z and Mad Men) is well-scripted, so I gave it a second chance, and a third, and a fourth, and I think this week I'll remember to watch it when it's on live. The Cloud 9 Superstore in St. Louis is a Wal-Mart/Costco type store, and all of the employees are miserable working there, but they never have a dull day.

     The employees have watched numerous training videos, had a old man die in the store, searched fro a secret shopper, brought kids to work, had a robbery/proposal, and been interviewed for the corporate store magazine. There was also a mannequin that looked like Jonah that they dressed up and placed all over he store in funny and inappropriate poses. Amy is the floor manager, and he bosses make her look pretty sane. The store manager Glenn tries really hard for everyone to like him, and by-the-book  Asst. Manager Dinah finds reasons to report him to corporate in every episode.

Cooper Barrett's Guide to Surviving Life- Sundays on Fox
     This show has been on for three weeks, and I've only watched it online so far. I'm not sure I like the character of Cooper, or his two friends, Barry and Neal. They are lazy slackers trying to launch a hangover cure and are constantly calling Cooper's older brother Josh (Justin Bartha, Doug from The Hangover) to bail them out. Every episode starts in the middle of the action and Cooper rewinds to show how they got there, and how the issue will resolve. I thought it was pretty funny when they were being robbed by Paul Abdul, who danced around and waved a gun at them. As it turned out, they were participating in a medical study and they were hallucinating a homeless man was Paula.

     I like the two female characters, Cooper's tough chiropractor neighbor, Kelly. Also, his at-first stern but wants to be liked sister-in-law Leslie rounds out the group. Plus, their landlord is played by the same actor that played Ramjet the driver in How I Met Your Mother (Marshall Manesh). Only three episodes have aired, with a break until February 14th. I read Alan Ruck (Speed among many things, and just a really nice guy) and Jane Kaczmarek (Malcom in the Middle) play Cooper's parents in an upcoming episode. This show could have a chance...

Angel from Hell- CBS Thursdays
     A post-Psych Maggie Lawson plays dermatologist Allison, who in the same week, meets her guardian angel and finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her with her best friend. It's a common rom-com cliche, but it doesn't look like she is going to go on a maddening quest to fix herself to try to win him back, or meet a new guy.   So that's a little progress in modern day storytelling right there! In a pretty amusing scene, her dad and brother plot to get back at the cheating boyfriend from the lame (a post-it on his front door saying "Not cool man, not cool" to placing a motorcycle in the bottom of a pool). Both men clearly care for Allison and their family dynamic is fun.

     Amy, the aforementioned  Angel, or "weird friend" is played by Jane Lynch, who is the antithesis of GLEE's Sue Sylvester, a dirty, drunk hippie that is all knowing, and into teaching life lessons. In episode 2, Allison tries to reconnect and apologize  to an old friend by getting NKOTB's Joey Mac to come to her friend's art gallery and sing. As it turns out, this is the latest in a long line of events Allison has ruined in her friend Callie's life, as Callie's boyfriend was about to propose at the gallery. The translation of that lesson is not to try too hard. I like the show, but I'm not sure everyone does because of the religious connotations of an angel among us.

Teachers- TV Land Wednesdays
     For the record, I enjoyed the movie Bad Teacher with Cameron Diaz, but I hated the TV show. I wanted to like this show, but the level of insanity of all of these teachers might be a little too much for me. I only watched episode one. The show comes from a web series and the teachers are part of an acting troupe called the katydids. The first episode focused on an anti-bullying program at the elementary school. Threatened with personnel cutbacks, 6 female teachers join a committee for anti-bullying programming, only to cause the kids to bully each other, One shy teacher has a crush on a child's single dad, another berates her students drawings of her while taking selfies, another gives the kids silent free time, a fourth confronts her high school bully and gets the kids to team up on their own bully, and one teacher is reeling from her breakup of 12+ months. I can't remember or do I really care what was going on with the last girl. I might check out the 2nd, but this show might have functioned better as a web series. Alison Brie (Community, Mad Men) guest starred as the mean anti-bullying program coordinator.

The bottom line here is that anything is better than ABC's new show, My Diet is Better than Your Diet!